Total Medals Earned: 989 (From 164 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,800 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (105/455 points)
Click on the sponsor's link
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 12 levels in time
Use special abilities 15 times
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels in time
Complete 36 levels in time
Use special abilities 30 times
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (190/365 points)
Enter The Cave of No Return
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
View The Credits
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Slide A Fair Bit
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Slide Quite A Bit
Slide A Lot!
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Eat one cheese
Eat 15 cheese
solve all the puzzles
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 31/32 (305/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
